Mmm, Mmm, Tasty
Seems a bit pricey for dookie. Though it is a “king” turd, so maybe it is something extra special. If I knew…
Tyson, the Genius
Some days ago Taube sent me a video of a skateboarding dog. If you haven’t seen this amazing pup, do so directly….
Good Samaritan and The Hippie
While driving back to work from lunch today, Taube and I bore full witness to a car accident. (Not to worry, all…
Ping Pong Madness
Taube and I play ping pong on a regular basis. Some months ago, he bought a new video camera and for lack…
Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories
We all know that I loves me the conspiracy theory. Whether it involves pop culture, the government or the aliens, it is…
The Brady Bunch & Stellastarr* (not related)
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of The Brady Bunch. This is a bizarre turn of my life as I loathed watching…
Duck Poo Part Doo
First read the prequel to The Duck Story before continuing. Check the box below to confirm that you are up to speed,…
Porno Bowling
On Friday Taube and I went bowling, like you do to unwind the week. However, this particular bout of bowling was particularly…
Not A Good April Fools' Joke or Decrepit Paper
When my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I bought our house, we bought it knowing full well the previous owners were both tacky…
Things You Should Remember That You Do Not
While showering this morning, I spent an exorbitant amount of time holding the shampoo bottle trying to remember if I’d already washed…