Tyson, the Genius
Some days ago Taube sent me a video of a skateboarding dog. If you haven’t seen this amazing pup, do so directly. It is not just that this dog, Tyson, get put on a skateboard and pushed around. Oh no. This dog is a fully self-propelled and self-guided skateboarder. He pushes himself, turns the board to avoid curbs and other obstacles, and pushes himself when his speed drops below 50MPH. This dog is more talented than most of the skateboarding kids around my city. Check him out and BE SURE to watch the movie. If you are not amazed, then you will get a full refund, even though you are clearly a fascist.
My dog, Imperial Highness of Manchuria, Won Ton, would not stand for such foppery and destroy the skateboard in 2.3 minutes. The communists surely would not approve of Tyson and have him “disappear.”