My New Neighbors

A bunch of these critters moved in across the way. Their mailbox reads “Eastern Fox Squirrels.” I’ve tried to introduce myself to them, but they remain standoffish.Surfside Squirrels

7 Comments

  1. Max von Fischgeist on 9 January 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Mmm… soup!

  2. Miranda on 9 January 2008 at 11:45 am

    How could you put that cute thing in soup?! I know that squirrels sometimes may just be rats in fur coats to some people, but- Man!- they have good taste in fashion and know how to present themselves stylishly.

  3. Max von Fischgeist on 9 January 2008 at 7:34 am

    Mmm… stylish soup!

  4. Miranda on 10 January 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Oh! Go eat a gopher!

  5. Max von Fischgeist on 10 January 2008 at 7:41 am

    Okay, I won’t make soup. I see that would be a waste. It’s obvious that what you’re REALLY saying is that it’s A-OK for me to make fur apparel out of your squirrel neighbors. When Santa comes next year, Miranda might just find a pair of squirrel mittens under the yule tree!

  6. Lordleiter on 12 January 2008 at 2:30 am

    Never underestimate the power of soup.

  7. Max von Fischgeist on 12 January 2008 at 3:05 am

    By the way, I don’t recommend Campbell’s new addition to their unfortunately-named “Chunky” brand – Gory Gopher. Stick with Progresso’s Possum Noodle. Have you seen the new Andersen’s variety? Split Pea with Prarie Dog. Haven’t tried it yet.

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