Porno Bowling

On Friday Taube and I went bowling, like you do to unwind the week. However, this particular bout of bowling was particularly lewd. First off, I got my first ever turkey (three strikes in a row). Beauty part of it was, I achieved turkey on the tenth frame, which made it all the sweeter. When the score was all tallied up, there were three blatant X’s at the end of my score sheet. “That’s the porno ending,” one mentioned. “You mean the money shot?” the other questioned. Inappropriate, but chucklesome.

Shortly after, the New Yorker on the lane next to us repeatedly commented about her dislike for what she was bowling with. Normally this would be fine, but in the theme of the evening, and in her thick New York accent, she opted for the hermaphroditic phrase, “My balls are so heavy!”