Cause To Celebrate?
Seriously, has marriage become so comical? Surely we (as a society) can let gays in on this action.
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
My wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I had dinner with my in-laws on New Year’s Day as it is tradition to do so….
New Year's Resolutions
Actually this isn’t much of a resolution, nor is it resolutions plural. This is more of a goal for the year that…
Happy Boxing Day
May all your boxes be merry and bright.
Prostrate Yourself Before Pope The Nudge I
Pope The Nudge I insists all his subjects kiss the hem of his papal dress before one is allowed to acknowledge the…
Allergic Solution
Greetings from Ocotillo Wells! We are at the annual family camping trip, but I have exciting news that couldn’t wait until we…
Coen Festagain
A new Coen Brothers movie is due out on Nov. 21 – No Country For Old Men.You may remember that I tried…
Danger Tortoise
My foster tortoise, Miss Shell, is much more active than my previous tortoise, Albert. She does laps in the patio on sunny…
Good News for the Bug Squeamish
If you are the kind of person who thinks “glah glah glah!” when House Centipedes appear, then think “glah glah glah!” no…