Greetings from Ocotillo Wells! We are at the annual family camping trip, but I have exciting news that couldn’t wait until we got home. Lucky for you my super snazzy iPhone allows me to report directly from the field.
I think I’ve figured out what caused my horrible allergic reaction. I’ve been conducting a systematic and very scientific test of all foods I ate leading up to the allergic reaction. (Everything except the food that gave me my recent bout of food poisoning, of course.)
And the verdict is – HOT APPLE FOOT! Now I just need to determine if I am allergic specifically to the apple or the foot.