Allergic Solution

Greetings from Ocotillo Wells! We are at the annual family camping trip, but I have exciting news that couldn’t wait until we got home. Lucky for you my super snazzy iPhone allows me to report directly from the field.

I think I’ve figured out what caused my horrible allergic reaction. I’ve been conducting a systematic and very scientific test of all foods I ate leading up to the allergic reaction. (Everything except the food that gave me my recent bout of food poisoning, of course.)

And the verdict is – HOT APPLE FOOT! Now I just need to determine if I am allergic specifically to the apple or the foot.


  1. Miranda on 21 November 2007 at 10:56 am

    Now if we can only figure out what it is your armpits are allergic to in your deodorant.

  2. Lordleiter on 21 November 2007 at 1:23 am

    Oh good. I was worried that wasn’t going to become common knowledge.

  3. Anastasia Beaverhausen on 22 November 2007 at 6:09 am

    Wait, not hot apple cobbler fresh from the Dutch Oven? You might as well kill yourself if you cannot partake in that.

  4. Lordleiter on 23 November 2007 at 8:21 am

    Oh man, isn’t that the truth. If I couldn’t eat Hot Apple Cobbler fresh from the Dutch Oven…Hells Bells. There’d be nothing left to do but commit my soul to The Vengeful Ham Hock.

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