Greetings from Ocotillo Wells! We are at the annual family camping trip, but I have exciting news that couldn’t wait until we got home. Lucky for you my super snazzy iPhone allows me to report directly from the field.
I think I’ve figured out what caused my horrible allergic reaction. I’ve been conducting a systematic and very scientific test of all foods I ate leading up to the allergic reaction. (Everything except the food that gave me my recent bout of food poisoning, of course.)
And the verdict is – HOT APPLE FOOT! Now I just need to determine if I am allergic specifically to the apple or the foot.
Now if we can only figure out what it is your armpits are allergic to in your deodorant.
Oh good. I was worried that wasn’t going to become common knowledge.
Wait, not hot apple cobbler fresh from the Dutch Oven? You might as well kill yourself if you cannot partake in that.
Oh man, isn’t that the truth. If I couldn’t eat Hot Apple Cobbler fresh from the Dutch Oven…Hells Bells. There’d be nothing left to do but commit my soul to The Vengeful Ham Hock.