This summer I buzzed my head for adventure and for personal climate control. This buzz has since been growing out, like hair tends to do. Lately my hair has begun to show indications of leaning. Not actual leaning mind you, just hinting to do so.
However the sides and the top of my hair have grown completely independant of each other. Two pieces from two wholly unique puzzles thrown together for my personal amusement. What is funny is that the sides tend to lean in downward fashion, as gravity would insist. Contrarily, the hair on the top of my head tends to lean slightly backward as if I am walking with purpose, mocking gravity’s pull.
All these hair tendancies are highly acute in the morning and I can not help but think I look like Chris Walken in the morning. Perhaps this is only wishful thinking.