Ping Pong Madness
Taube and I play ping pong on a regular basis. Some months ago, he bought a new video camera and for lack…
Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories
We all know that I loves me the conspiracy theory. Whether it involves pop culture, the government or the aliens, it is…
The Brady Bunch & Stellastarr* (not related)
Lately I’ve been watching a lot of The Brady Bunch. This is a bizarre turn of my life as I loathed watching…
Duck Poo Part Doo
First read the prequel to The Duck Story before continuing. Check the box below to confirm that you are up to speed,…
Porno Bowling
On Friday Taube and I went bowling, like you do to unwind the week. However, this particular bout of bowling was particularly…
Not A Good April Fools' Joke or Decrepit Paper
When my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I bought our house, we bought it knowing full well the previous owners were both tacky…
Things You Should Remember That You Do Not
While showering this morning, I spent an exorbitant amount of time holding the shampoo bottle trying to remember if I’d already washed…
Girls Scouts: The Evil Regime
Recently my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I went to the market to pick up some grocery staples (milk, eggs, vegetables…). We were…
Coen Brothers Fest #11: "The Ladykillers"
A new Coen film opens next Friday (March 26). “The Ladykillers” is a remake of an old farcical heist story with Tom…