No, I didn’t fall victim to my worst fear and forget deodorant today. However, shamefully, I did not see “The Ladykillers” this weekend. I prostrate myself before you.
I will see it, and soon. You may have noticed how exceptionally gorgeous it was on Sunday and I just couldn’t bring myself to spend any of that day indoors, not could I stomach paying full price for the movies after the sun went down. I will see it, and soon.
Peeee-yeeeew! You stink. Oh, you remembered your deodorant? Then it must be me and my hippie yoga mates. And…yeah…you’d better see it soon so I can get my fix of Hanks, his neck, and those crazy dentures. Lazy boy. What? Did you just sit and sniff the lavender/jasmine scented ocean air on Sunday…man it feels good to be a gangster.