How to Make a New Kitchen
Step 1: Remove old kitchen. If you’ve been thinking of having my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen and I over for dinner recently, now…
HESTFEST!©
So long, Mr. Heston. In honor of a man who has brought so many smiles to me and my friends, I propose…
A Post for the April Fool
Recently I stumbled upon an internet sensation that is sweeping the world by storm in a hand-basket. Rather than play the trick…
Did You Feel It?
There was a small 3.0 earthquake last night around 9.30pm Pacific Daylight time. 3.0s aren’t terribly big, but we (me and mine)…
Quick Word On Comments
As you may have noticed, the site looks a bit different. I’ve switched over to using WordPress rather than my beloved Blogotron. I won’t…
Teach a Man to Fish
Many, many days ago I was at Del Taco eating burritos (as per usual). For entertainment during mastication, I was watching The…
Star Sighting
While driving to Fridays at El Porto this morning, I had a star sighting at Rosecrans and Sepulveda. Granted it was only…
My New Neighbors
A bunch of these critters moved in across the way. Their mailbox reads “Eastern Fox Squirrels.” I’ve tried to introduce myself to…
Cause To Celebrate?
Seriously, has marriage become so comical? Surely we (as a society) can let gays in on this action.
Bad Boys, Bad Boys
My wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I had dinner with my in-laws on New Year’s Day as it is tradition to do so….