I Stink
No, I didn’t fall victim to my worst fear and forget deodorant today. However, shamefully, I did not see “The Ladykillers” this…
Girls Scouts: The Evil Regime
Recently my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I went to the market to pick up some grocery staples (milk, eggs, vegetables…). We were…
Coen Brothers Fest #11: "The Ladykillers"
A new Coen film opens next Friday (March 26). “The Ladykillers” is a remake of an old farcical heist story with Tom…
The Best Phone Call of My Life So Far
I’d been home from work maybe 15 minutes. I was watering my plants (part of Manly Gardening) when the phone rang. I…
Conspiracy of Gas
Anyone hoping this is going to be a light-hearted piece on flatulence should stop now, lest ye be sorely disappointed. I had…
Happy Birthday, Frau Kopfschmertzen
If you see my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, please be sure to wish her the happiest of birthdays. Happy Birthday, Miranda!
Dead Leg Morning
Lately I’ve had the odd habit of waking myself at half past seven in the morning with the terrorizing sensation of a…
Miranda Kopfschmertzen: Überbabe
This is my favorite picture of my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen. I came across it once while visiting her aunt’s house on my…
Shiny Disco Balls 2: Electric Boogaloo
First read “Shiny Disco Balls” then enjoy this supplimental material. Check out this action photo of Clamhead and my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen…
The Academy Award of Music (Original Song)
Two things before we get started. One: Sorry for the ridiculous movies choices of late. “Corky Romano” I can’t explain, but I…