The Best Phone Call of My Life So Far

I’d been home from work maybe 15 minutes. I was watering my plants (part of Manly Gardening) when the phone rang. I picked up and gave a questioning “hello.” It was Taube. Immediately mind mind starting running though a list of things that could be wrong at work with an underlying “craaaaaaaaap!” I inquired as to what were the haps.

Taube responded, “Dude. What would you do,” pensive pause, “if you came home,” another pensive pause, “and found a duck in your backyard, but every time you go too close to it to shoo it away it starts crapping like crazy?”

I recommended putting on full riot gear and going in. Pictures to come soon.