The So-Called "Goodwill"
Once again, I tried to graciously donate a couch to the Goodwill. (Read about that mishap.) And once again, I was brutally…
State Nicknames
On The Great American Roadtrip 2, my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I passed through the state of Utah (where we hiked around…
Silly Spam
Spammers are working at a furious pace to get my dollar. I have news for you, you wily turds, I am on…
We Are Back
Sorry for the delay my faithful readers (all four of you). My wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I were on a grand roadtrip…
How Rad the Internet Is 3: Jail Bait
Check out this site: http://www.tnacso.net/cont/jailcam.shtml This is the Anderson County, Tennessee live jailcam. Often it is actually quite boring, just a clerk…
A Beef With My Cheese
Cheese is the nectar of life. Much like hotels, cheese comes in a four star rating system. Four star cheese is the…
The Invalid
No, The Invalid is not the lost Homer story. Rather, it is the pathetic tale of a lame surfer. I am slightly…
Super Deodorant
Men’s deodorant (and antiperspirant) has officially gone too far. Deodorant has caught up with the American tradition of “bigger, better, faster.” No…
Stellastarr* Is Stellatastic
Click image to scroll to next picture. My wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, Frau, Tuscon and I went to see Stellastarr* a few Wednesdays…