No Disrespect to February
I couldn’t think of a good hat for February. And as the party hat was well past its welcome, even for the…
How I Am Sure I Will Not Get My Social Security Cash Cow
To my American readers, the following may disturb you and haunt you. To all foreign readers, human and alien alike, you may…
Idiot Son-in-Law Strikes Back
Another plumbing incident, another near disaster. This time it was the toilet. I broke it. If you really want the details on…
Me on a PC
Dear PC Users, For the first time, I looked at my site from a PC. Man! It’s not like I intended to…
Bodhi's Lament
Somebody lied. Somebody wrote “feet” but I think they meant to write “inches” instead. Those waves were sad little mockeries of what…
Someone Call Bodhi
I am usually up for most things, however, this may be too much. “Surf Report: Early this morning, there are some fun,…
Numanuma – Nomanoma (Sorry, Totally My Fault)
That cursed song is stuck in my head. I can’t get it out. If this happened to you as well, I am…
There Is Hope Yet, Mr. Ford
According to Internet Movie Database (which is a fairly credible source), the fourth Indiana Jones movie is in the works. Rumors of…
In the Meantime…Numanuma
I know you are all waiting for James Brown to go away (and shame on you for that…you know who you are…English…
Best Christmas Song Ever
Holiday music is a must during the holidays. Every year after Thanksgiving, when my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I go out and…