As If

So my bananas told me to go see the Garfield movie. Yeah, right. Like I’m going to listen to a bunch of bananas. “Hi, I am a banana and I command that you go see ‘Waterworld’!” If those bananas think I am going to see “Garfield: The Movie,” then they are nuts.

Seriously, to what lenghts must advertising go? I wouldn’t mind some much if the cost of my bananas went down 15


  1. Keri on 3 June 2004 at 9:07 am

    My apple recently told me to see “Snow White: The Musical” at Disneyland. At least that marketing makes sense; apple, Snow White, you know.

    But there is NO WAY IN HELL I will see “Garfield: The Movie,” even if a boatload of potassium-rich fruit tells me to.

    And I think by definition bananas are, indeed, crazy.

  2. Taube on 6 June 2004 at 6:36 am

    You guys are just mad cause you were going to see those shows on your own accord, and your fruit beat you to the punch!

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