World's Best Boss
My great friend Taube gave me an awesome mug recently. (I still have my beard in the picture, so you can see how recently.) The mug indicates that I am the world’s best boss. So it’s possible that Taube thinks I am the best boss. However, I did notice that the mug is made in China, so it is also possible that Taube is trying to poison me via lead using my love of coffee against me. Time will tell.
Just to clear the air, Taube, I really am sorry for skimming SO MUCH cash off the top. Also, you were right – I didn’t need THREE giant monitors. And hiring The Nudge on as my personal consultant may have been (in hindsight) a bit misguided.
I’m more intrigued by the monkey carrying what appears to be a newspaper on the back wall.
I think that’s the monkey what stole his beard.
Truth be told, that’s the monkey what stole the treasure, according to the title of painting.
The monkey what stole your blog updates, apparently.