My great friend Taube gave me an awesome mug recently. (I still have my beard in the picture, so you can see how recently.) The mug indicates that I am the world’s best boss. So it’s possible that Taube thinks I am the best boss. However, I did notice that the mug is made in China, so it is also possible that Taube is trying to poison me via lead using my love of coffee against me. Time will tell.
Just to clear the air, Taube, I really am sorry for skimming SO MUCH cash off the top. Also, you were right – I didn’t need THREE giant monitors. And hiring The Nudge on as my personal consultant may have been (in hindsight) a bit misguided.