So it is time for me to Renew. (Luckily, we are going by movie rules and not book rules, otherwise I would be long gone.) As such I thought it would be a good time for me to reflect on my life thus far.
I have enjoyed it thoroughly. I am thankful for all I have.
However, I was sure I would be able to grow sideburns by now. Instead, with savage mockery, Mother Natures has seen fit that I be able to grow this kick-ass moustach (shown right…if you dared). This will only come in handy if I decided to pursue that career in porn or Tom Selleck single-handedly makes it cool for dudes to have ‘staches again.
All praise to Selleck.