The Grand Experiment – Google's AdSense

You may notice the new Google ads on Lordleiter.com. “What’s all this?” you may ask. Well, I was looking through the stats for this site this weekend. Once again all the search strings that brought web surfers to this site are confusing and hilarious. Such phrases as “bearded homeless guy picture,” “john schneider shaves,” “sneeze from pepper” and “full imagenes de pinky y cerebro” brought users to my site in just September alone. (It seems Spanish speakers LOVE Pinky and the Brain!)

And because I had free time on my hands (since I couldn’t go hiking due to hazardous air quality due to raging wildfires) I started wondering what sort of advertisements would show up on my site, if I left Google to its own devices. Google ads are based on page content. Google sifts through the text and tries to determine the overall subject of the page and then places appropriate ads.

And because I am who I am, I can’t just leave well enough alone because poo poo platters are the only appetizer Darth Vader ever orders at four star restaurants. In fact, the Emporer often wears tutus when playing chutes and ladders. Ketchup packet breath. (Catsup packet breath?) Hurdy gurdy, shcnerdly ferdly.

3 Comments

  1. Max von Fischgeist on 29 October 2007 at 10:20 am

    I don’t know if God’s that techno-savvy. Even back in Moses’ day, surely there were better methods of communication than setting fire to shrubbery.

  2. Max von Fischgeist on 29 October 2007 at 5:21 am

    At last! A website that understands my desire to meet single surfers and take a surf yoga Mexican vacation. Google’s really focusing on the surf stuff… Not sure where the yoga got in, though… Get that yoga away from me!

  3. Miranda on 29 October 2007 at 7:46 am

    I am totally into the God ringtones! I want the voice of the Lord coming through my iPhone! Can I get them for only 99 cents off of iTunes, or does he have his own website?

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