So I was at the kickin’ afore mentioned shindig…hilarity ensued. The party seemed to reach capacity around 10 or so. At that point, the early risers hadn’t departed and the party hoppers were just arriving.
Having had more than my fair share of prosciuto e melone* I decide to use this opportunity to make the rounds and meet the people I don’t yet know. On the way to meet these new people I swipe myself one more prosciuto e melone (just in case). As I am grabbing The Luscious, my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, is grabbing my arm, pulling me away from my dearest treat. It seems there are introductions in order and I am to be part of them. Pi
I’m so glad that you had such a great time at our party. A party is only as good as the people who attend. I’m also pleased that you liked the Prosciuto e melone. They were at our wedding too.
I’m also glad that I had a little bit to do with your 30 seconds of fame. NOthing makes me happier than building up one friend in the presence of another. Relationships are the most important thing in this world to me.
you have no idea how exciting this is for me. i never win anything. i mean ANYTHING. i’m the type of person who usually sits up in the cheap seats at dodger stadium on “fan appreciation day” yelling profusely as all the people in the luxury boxes win brand new cars & trips to hawaii in the fan giveaways. i even went to fan appreciation day once at a clippers game (an oxymoron in & of itself) & couldn’t even win a measly michael olowokandi autographed bobble head. but i guess it was kinda fitting. NO ONE involved ever really wins at a clippers game anyway…
well just imagine my surprise when i see that my name of choice, “chief sitting bullhorn”, took top honors & won in the hotly contested election battle (okay…so maybe there were only about 6 votes total…but let me enjoy this glory while i can lord leiter!) would it be too presumptuous of me to give a speech where I thank my agent, the studio heads, & God in that order?