Illzebub

Since Tuesday I’ve been noticing a nagging tingle in the back of my throat. That little harbinger of sickness to come. The worst part of any cold or illness is the moment you know it is inescapable. You try and mentally prepare yourself for the coming days of ailment.

I used all the tools in my illness fighting arsenal to combat the impending soar throat: Extra Vitamins, Naked Juice, Las Barcas and Airborne. With the Airborne, I tried the regular in the day and this new “Nighttime” version at night.

This nighttime version claimed that it was a) NEW!! and b) Hot Apple Cider. These descriptions are totally accurate. Except replace “Cider” with “Foot.” Also, Airborne should alter their packaging thusly. (back)