Hasselhoff Schreit

Though I stopped paying attention after Bucky was voted off American Idol, I did keep in touch with who was getting voted off each week. But I did here that Lisa was going to be back for the finale of the show, so I tuned it last night.

And what a ridiculous extravaganza it was. But here’s what unsettled me. When they announced the winner, they cut to various shots of the audience like they like to do – parents of the contestants and the odd celebrities that grace the Idol Theater. Last night they cut to David Hasselhoff…and I think he was crying.

Hasselhoff crying? Now I am not sure about what is to come, but I am quite sure that Hasselhoff crying is some sort of sign of impending global doom.

“They will be driven away for a long drawn out fight.
The countryside will be most grievously troubled.
Town and country will have greater struggle.
When the watcher of bays and wiener dog piper cries.”

-Nostradamus

Hooka Chaka indeed.