The Best Phone Call of My Life So Far
I’d been home from work maybe 15 minutes. I was watering my plants (part of Manly Gardening) when the phone rang. I…
Conspiracy of Gas
Anyone hoping this is going to be a light-hearted piece on flatulence should stop now, lest ye be sorely disappointed. I had…
Happy Birthday, Frau Kopfschmertzen
If you see my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, please be sure to wish her the happiest of birthdays. Happy Birthday, Miranda!
Dead Leg Morning
Lately I’ve had the odd habit of waking myself at half past seven in the morning with the terrorizing sensation of a…
Miranda Kopfschmertzen: Überbabe
This is my favorite picture of my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen. I came across it once while visiting her aunt’s house on my…
Shiny Disco Balls 2: Electric Boogaloo
First read “Shiny Disco Balls” then enjoy this supplimental material. Check out this action photo of Clamhead and my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen…
The Academy Award of Music (Original Song)
Two things before we get started. One: Sorry for the ridiculous movies choices of late. “Corky Romano” I can’t explain, but I…
Bride of Moustache Monday: Moustache Tuesday
Oh, it was bad. Perhaps even repugnant. Taube, Christof and I had just returned from LebowskiFest West (more to come on that…
New Fangled Voting
Today I did my civic duty and voted. I worried that if I did not cast my secret ballot, Arnold would personally…
Website Translators
You may have seen some of the website translators that have been cropping up lately. The most popular one I have heard…