A Mechanics Veiled Warning
I took my truck in to get an oil change the other day and got the Murphy treatment. “Well, we changed the…
Have Your Cake and Listen To It Too
If you can’t wait until October to get the whole album, there is a pre-release of the song “No Phone” from Cake’s…
The Cetacea Once-Over
Last night Toaster and I went surfing in my usual spot. In a rare act from King Neptune we were the only…
Bureaucratic Efficiency Follow-Up
I received another letter about San Onofre State Beach today. This included a greeting to me personally and a closing. It read:…
Bureaucratic Efficiency
Last weekend some buddies and I went on a quasi-surf-safari down to San Onofre State Beach. We hung out there all day,…
Sad, Sad Surf
Today I decided to go out surfing, despite my better instincts. Sure the surf report said “don’t bother,” but what do they…
How To Become Fabulously Wealthy (i.e. Stinking Rich)
I have a plan. We all buy coffee at Starbucks everyday. I know you do, because I see you there everyday, so…
The So-Called "Goodwill"
Once again, I tried to graciously donate a couch to the Goodwill. (Read about that mishap.) And once again, I was brutally…
State Nicknames
On The Great American Roadtrip 2, my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, and I passed through the state of Utah (where we hiked around…
Silly Spam
Spammers are working at a furious pace to get my dollar. I have news for you, you wily turds, I am on…