Operation: Desert Storm Wall
Since we are painting over that mural (can you even believe that?), we’ve been testing out different color ideas. My wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen suggest that we continue with this theme throughout the living room and go with the Desert Storm motif.
Perhaps she is really Miranda Schwarzkopfschmertzen?
Like I always say, when in doubt, puce. Ok, so maybe I’ve never ever said that in my life. Like I always say, when in doubt, bob and weave and pretend like you have no idea what everyone else is talking about when they (preposterously!) claim that you’ve said something ridiculous.
Puce.
It just sounds good (and the word looks creepy; surely that’s worth something?).
I have A PLAN!