More Beards
Much like Justin Timberlake brought “sexy” back (which is weird because I didn’t even know it was gone; good thing we have sexy ambassadors like Timbertoes to usher in a new era of sexy), I’ve decided to bring beards back. But not just any beards. No sir. I want to bring back old timey beards. Sepia beards. For example:
The Turn-of-the-Century Presidential:

or perhaps The Billy the Kid (aka The Hetfield):

Get yours today!
Sorry, but this just screams Wilford Brimley to me. Do you know anything about getting medical supplies delivered directly to my home?
I do know about getting medical supplies at home AND I eat Quaker Oats for every breakfast.
Sepia. Well done, President Garfield.