Knowing Your Bears

By Jeff | 13 April 2007 |

How to discern the difference between bears? A good question. An important question. I first offer you this advice Yoda gave Luke about knowing the difference between the good and the dark side of the force, which I feel applies here as well:

You will know. When you are calm, at peace. Passive.

If that doesn’t help, then I offer you this pictorial:

Grizzly:
Grizzly

Black Bear:
Black Bear

Sci Fi Bear Coat:
Bear Coat

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4 Comments

  1. Peter Norton on 12 April 2007 at 9:57 am

    But what about the zombies, son?

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  2. Lordleiter on 12 April 2007 at 10:07 am

    Man, I don’t even know about the zombies. Backpacker didn’t mention anything about them. I’ll write to Backpacker to point out their crass oversight.

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  3. Miranda on 12 April 2007 at 10:09 am

    Please go to zombiedefense.org for all your zombie defense concerns. I find them very helpful. Peace out!

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  4. Peter Norton on 25 April 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Screw the bears!

    http://swimatyourownrisk.com/

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