Humboldt the Internet Ingenue
For not having opposable thumbs my dog is having wicked success gaining popularity on the Internet. Clearly he is trying to show up his old man. What really stinks is this: not only is a dog getting more hits than me, but my dog is getting more hits than me. Man’s best friend, please!
Check him out. He is the dog in the upper left picture (know in the graphic design world as “pole position”) with the freckle on his nose. Don’t be fooled by his puppy face. He has sold out to The Man and seeks only cash. The kind of cash one would pronounce “CAYEESH!”
Your site is looking real cool these days. I like all the work you’ve put into it. Bully, I say, BUlly!
Oh, I am not fooled by his puppy face, for that same (albeit all grown up now) face now peeps out at me from the depths of the “doughnut” (his crazy-comfy bed) every morning as I leave for work, and licks my face every night as I roll over about to fall asleep. Sell out or not, he has stolen my heart.