Super suave superspy, Agent A, hot off his recent assignment in Costa Rica (where he saved the world again from evil doers bent on world domination), took a moment to enjoy himself in the Pacific Ocean. Cruising the crystal clear waves on a crisp fall morning, Agent A deftly maneuvers Kruischev like an old lover. But take note baddies! Even in a moment of repose, Agent A is vigilant as ever with his hawk-like vision and ninja stealth. There’s a perfectly tailored tux underneath that wetsuit just in case there’s a surprise brunch to infiltrate in the parking lot. And you can be sure he’ll bring the party.
Beware Dos Equis Guy, suddenly you’re not quite as interesting.