Back From Japan
Clamhead is back from her trip to Japan. (She had a super sweet time.) She brought me back some awesome treats. But…
Sticking It To The Man
I voted today. I love voting. However, The Man tried to keep me down. I stuck it to The Man. The monitors…
Pre-Warning/Pre-Apology
I ate at The Stinking Rose: A Garlic Restaurant today. More accurately, I ate well at The Stinking Rose: A Garlic Restaurant….
Mike Is In Deep Shit
Today, I got a wrong number on my cursed mobile phone. These are my favorite kinds of calls. I try and drag…
Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket
You are never going to believe this!
Well Done, Ladies
A super huge well done goes out to my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen and Supervixen. They walked 60 miles in three days and…
Super Scary Ghosts
Watch out for my super scary ghosts. What is so scary about them is that they are so pixely and bad. OOOOOOHH!…