I am an uncle again. Meet my new nephew. This little dude’s sideburns are already better than mine. Also, if you see this and happen to be near my wife, Miranda Kopfschmertzen, please let her know that she can see here new nephew’s picture on this site. However, be very subtle when you do this. It is very possible that she has not seen a picture of him yet and if she figures out that you got to see his picture before she did, it would be bad. I can not vouch for what may ensue, but rest assured, it will not be hilarity.


  1. Miranda on 6 November 2004 at 7:50 am

    All is ok. I have seen the pic. I will see him tonight! Yay!

  2. Supervixen on 12 November 2004 at 2:19 am

    I’m fairly certain I saw the pic before Miranda, therefore she will be sad and her spirits will only be lifted by the gift of an iPod.

  3. Lordleiter on 12 November 2004 at 11:31 am

    Is Miranda campaigning for an iPod for Christmas? Perhaps she needs one of those U2 Special Edition iPods signed by her boyfriend, The Edge.

  4. Supervixen on 13 November 2004 at 7:54 am

    I think she would prefer an iPod licked by Sting, her other boyfriend.

  5. Miranda on 16 November 2004 at 10:24 am

    Hoorah for Supervixen!!!!! But how about one with a wicked-evil device I may use against my enemies and implanted in it by my current boyfreind, Mr. Sark? (ps- An English major surely did not just construct that sentence!)

  6. Keri on 18 November 2004 at 12:05 pm

    You know, I thought the U2 iPod was kind of silly, and then I realized if they had a TMBG iPod I’d be ALL OVER that.

    Cute baby, by the way!

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