Italy Is Nigh

I cleaned myself up today. I’ve been living in a cocoon on the couch. A cocoon I’ve built of out booze bottles and creative profanity. But, now more than before, they US soccer team needs support. So I showered. I shaved. I clipped my nails (both toe and finger). I fabreezed the bit of couch that was my home for so many dark days since The Loss. I’m putting my #1 foam finger back on. And in glorious victory or blazing defeat, I’ll be rooting for my team…in high definition.