My New Surfboard

Look at my lovely new board.  Just look at it.  Lovely, isn’t it?  My wife considered calling it “The Banana Slug” but instead decided on “Saffy” which she says is short for “Safron.” Spherical Revolver 7′ 4″ Board No. 28479 yellow resin tint 16″ nose 22 7/8″ wide 15 /2″ tail 2 3/4″ thick 6/4…